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  • Nov. 28th, 2008 at 4:13 PM
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Jay is not very psychic

I am 60% Psychic
I can accurately predict whether someone:
likes country music
has a blog
likes cold weather

I cannot tell whether someone:
likes babies
likes vegetables
has been to europe
See what my psychic predicted for me!
Take the quiz and get predictions at Spacefem.com


E is psychic... sorta.

I am 73% Psychic
I can accurately predict whether someone:
can make toast
is psychic
has a college degree

I cannot tell whether someone:
likes to write
likes mustard on hamburgers
suffers from seasonal allergies
See what my psychic predicted for me!
Take the quiz and get predictions at Spacefem.com

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Memage yoinked from Lostoctober

  • Nov. 28th, 2008 at 3:42 PM
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For Jay - Huge surprise here, innit?


Your rainbow is shaded pink.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

What is says about you: You are a grateful person. You appreciate everyone around you. You are a good listener and your friends are glad to have you around in difficult times.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.


For E

Your rainbow is strongly shaded pink and violet.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

What is says about you: You are a grateful person. You appreciate beauty and craftsmanship. You are a good listener and your friends are glad to have you around in difficult times. You are patient and will keep trying to understand something until you've mastered it.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

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Memememememe (yoinked from Volare)

  • Nov. 28th, 2008 at 3:28 PM
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These first two are for Jay - Fickle thing that he is, he couldn't decide between them.



I am Azazel

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Azazel is denoted as the leader of the fallen angels in the Dead Sea Scrolls. Perhaps he was just the scapegoat held responsible for the sins introduced to mankind. His sins include teaching men to fashion swords and shields and teaching the arts of warfare. To women, he taught the arts of beautifying the eyelids, as well as the reddening of the cheeks. He showed women how to use cosmetics, perfumes and fine silks to inflame a man's passions. He taught them not only to use their bodies to seduce men, but how to torment them in a similar fashion. Azazel initially refused to bow to Adam as God instructed the angels to do, though he eventually did concede.

I am Sariel

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Sariel was once an archangel, and one of the most holy of God's children. He was also a wielder of thunder and is said to torture those who believe they have dominion over nature. Some say he is the angel of death, for he is the one who retrieved the soul of Moses from Mount Sinai. He is also called by some a "prince of the presence" and an angel of healing. His name appears in Gnostic amulets and it is said that when he's invoked, he appears in the form of an ox. He is associated with the skies and instructs others on the course of the Moon. He taught mankind the secrets of fortune telling. It is said that he revealed to them the secrets of the Tarot cards.


This one's for E

I am Penemue

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Ironically, for an evil angel, Penemue was the curer of stupidity. This seems to go against church doctrines which state that demons are stupid. However, a demon needs to be intelligent and cunning in order to be able to tempt the wisest of men. He also taught man the bitter and the sweet, and the secret of their wisdom. Worst of all, he taught the use of ink and paper in writing. For God had said that human beings were not created for such purposes.

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Yoinked from [info]sistahraven
If you could have seven homes like some unmentioned recent political candidate, where would you have them? For simplicity, let's limit this to the country in which you currently reside. Obviously, we're pretending that money is no object.


IC (To HELL with simplicity! - In no particular order)
1. Paris, France (already own a home there)
2. Nashville, Tennessee (already own a home there)
3. New York City (already own one there too)
4. London, England
5. Montreal, Canada
6. Sao Paolo, Brazil
7. Tokyo, Japan


OOC (To HELL with simplicity as well, but more in my country at least!)
1. Brattleboro, VT
2. Anywhere in Virginia
3. New York City
4. Paris, France
5. Montreal, Canada
6. Arizona
7. Tokyo, Japan


If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

(Try to post yours without looking at other comments first.)

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Nov. 10th, 2008

  • 12:01 AM
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JasonSohkanen:
What's Sexy About Your Name
You are sexy because you are wild. You are a very sexually daring person.
You are very into trying new and edgy things. You love taboos.

You are a sexual dabbler. You like to take on unusual fantasies and roles.
Anyone who wants to be your partner better be extremely open minded!

You consider yourself a sex expert, and you love to give your friends advice.
You feel like it's your personal mission to make everyone a little more sexually liberated.

E
What's Sexy About Your Name
You are sexy because you have an amazing mind. You are good at forming deep connections.
You are very verbal. Sexual attraction isn't going to happen until you can really talk to someone.

You are up for a challenge, and you don't mind taking the time to seduce someone.
You enjoy getting inside someone's head. You love figuring out how people tick and learning how to get them to love you.

You expect your lover to also be your best friend. You need someone who as loyal and dedicated as you are.
If you can't get along outside of the bedroom, you won't get along in the bedroom.

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3 am low blood sugar wake-up.... Complete with the shakes and a lovely side order of anxiety.  I drank some juice and had some sweetened cereal to try to stabilize it but still have the jitters.  This, of course, will mean tomorrow is totally fucked.  *sigh*  Gonna try to sleep some more in a bit.  Wish the shakes would quit.

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Sep. 27th, 2008

  • 2:14 PM
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished Jay to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how Jay matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished E to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how E matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

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ooc: OMGWTFBBQ

  • Sep. 9th, 2008 at 1:46 AM
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O.o UNF UNF UNF
Bad sound - HOT MOVES!

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  • Aug. 21st, 2008 at 3:53 PM
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BWAAHAHAHAHHAA GEMINI RISING!!! *falls over*

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Horked from N

  • Jul. 19th, 2008 at 12:37 PM
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Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real places, names &/or objects, but nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person you got this from has the same first initial. You can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have fun with it!

RL/IC

1. FOUR LETTER WORD: Easy/Jump
2. BOY NAME: Elton/Juha <3
3. GIRL NAME: Elsa/Jane
4. OCCUPATION: Electrician/Janitor
5. A COLOR: Electric blue / Jade green
6. SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Earbuds / Jumper
7. BEVERAGE: Eggnog / Jolt
8. FOOD: Eggroll / Japanese
9. SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: Epsom Salts / Jelly soap (yes it exists - I actually had some in my bathroom till I used it up)
10. A PLACE: Elsewhere / Java
11. REASON FOR BEING LATE: Early appointment / Just am
12. SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: EEEEEE!! / Joy!

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  • Jul. 9th, 2008 at 5:34 AM
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Gah. 5:30 am and still no sleep. Between the heat and the excitement of getting to hang out with J tomorrow I am wired. Trying SO hard - I even took a cool shower (and dyed my hair). Oh and did I mention there was a fire in my neighborhood and emergency vehicles were there till daylight? Yeah. Sleep... right. Gonna go lay in the bed and thrash around a while... at least I will have my feet up. May take ANOTHER valium... hate relying on that shit, but when you gotta you gotta.

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For Volare

  • May. 25th, 2008 at 11:39 AM
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I had to make a macro... It begged and pleaded for one.

ooc: 100 Character Questions regarding Jay

  • Dec. 27th, 2007 at 7:55 AM
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Apologies for the length on friends pages...

100 Character Development Questions
Part 1: The Basics
1. What is your name? Jason James “JayBird” Patience – soon to be Jason Sohkanen
2. When were you born? 7/25/10
3. Where were you born? East Meadow, NY
4. Who are/were your parents? My mother is Madelina "Maddy" Patience The Father who raised me is Jonathan "Jon" Patience My biological father is Jacques Foulquier
5. Do you have any siblings? Yes! I have my half-sister Pascaline Foulquier and two other half siblings I am told.
6. Where do you live? Well, I have places in a few cities, but most likely am going to settle down in Paris for a while
7. What is your occupation? Musician / Electronica Club CEO
8. How tall are you? How much do you weigh? 6'2” 191 lbs
9. What color is your hair? Your eyes? Hair is brown at the moment, Eyes are Black
10. What is your race? French/Italian/Canadian
11. To which social class do you belong? Upper middle class
12. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others? Yes. Very. XD
14. Do you have any scars, tattoos, birthmarks, or other distinguishing physical features? I have several tattoos but see my Popomundo Profile to view them, and I plan to get more tattoos, and I have two scars where I had tattoos removed from my left arm, and a scar in the form of the Gemini symbol on my left wrist, along with various scars on different parts of my body from knifeplay and bitemarks.
15. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses? Umm healthy as a horse. Dun think Depression/bipolar, or DID count as physical weaknesses, tho they are diseases.
16. Are you right- or left-handed? Lefty
17. What does your voice sound like? Like Davey Havok’s – wide singing range, but usually rather soft and a bit on the more feminine end when speaking.
18. What kind of vocabulary do you use? Whatever I damn well please… Sometimes I speak in lyrics, and sometimes my regular conversations take on a poetic quality.
19. Do you have any quirks or other defining characteristics? I define the word quirky. Hmm… I am fond of the color Pink almost to obsession, also similarly fond of latex clothing, and of wearing women’s clothing. Oh and I am kind of obsessed with beauty in all of its many forms. I am also extremely fond of cutting, scratching and biting as forms of sexual pleasure, I am bipolar, and Narcissistic to an extent, and have a HUGE, but very fragile ego. And I tend to be very vain. Also have DID - most of my alternate personalities have been re-integrated but there are still one or two floating around.
Part 2: Growing Up
20. What is your earliest memory? Being two or three and going to visit “Uncle Frank” (my biological father) in Montreal
21. How much schooling have you had? I finished High School, but barely.
22. Did you enjoy school? Not. One. Bit. I enjoyed music classes in school though.
23. Where did you learn most of your knowledges and skills? From my friends/from life in general
24. How would you describe your childhood in general? I was precocious and had very nurturing supportive parents, though I was sexually abused by a relative. The abuse led to me "acting out" somewhat. I also was gay bashed as an adolescent. The bashing incident made most of my high school years unenjoyable, but I don’t really think about it much any more.
25. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? Famous
26. When and with whom was your first kiss? Kindergarten, A boy named Eddie.
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity? A virgin? Yeah riiight… First time with petting and oral was with Dan when he was 16, and I first was with a woman when I was 18 – her name was Rhonda Keyes. My first experience with consensual anal sex was with Jarkko - and we keep it a special thing between us with no one else being allowed that privelege.
Part 3: Past Influences
28. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far? *sigh* When my Jarkko agreed to marry me- and what will be the most important is our wedding, and when I finally can take his name.
29. What do you consider your greatest achievement? I don’t know what it was, but whatever I did to deserve Jarkko. And now, having a successful marriage and family.
30. What is your greatest regret? There are two. That I couldn’t save Mattie, and that I had to sever ties so brutally with Mitch in the end.
31. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you? The Gay Bashing incident. I was 15 and on the high school wrestling team and got an erection during practice when I pinned a guy. He screamed out “OH MY GOD HE’S A FAGGOT GET HIM OFF ME!” and I was beaten up by most of the kids on the team. Word that I was gay got all around the school – forcibly outing me.
32. Do you have any secrets? There is a difference between a secret and something you just haven’t told anyone because they never asked.
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done? Being so vicious to Mitch because I needed to push him far away from me in order to stop letting his actions hurt me.
34. When was the time you were the most frightened? When Jarkko was on the bridge in Dubrovnik.
35. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? Three words: Electro Tour 3 (Umm world tour, ftw)
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
36. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic? Optimistic
37. Do you believe in God? I think there could be a god, though I am not very religious.
38. Do you believe in an afterlife? I believe in reincarnation.
39. What is your greatest fear? Losing Jarkko.
40. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil? I think people are basically people. Good and evil are subjective, and it varies from person to person.
41. What are your views on politics? Very extremely Liberal. Borderline Anarchist.
42. What are your views on sex? Very extremely liberal… Borderline Anarchist.. (LOL) I see sex as a physical need like food, drink, sleep etc – and one that most people place far too much significance on.
43. What are your views on religion? I am not religious but I respect that others are. I think there probably is a god or something that drives life, but I don’t really know how to define that force.
44. What are your views on killing and other criminal acts? I think that in general they are wrong, though sometimes circumstances make the lines between right and wrong a lot less clear.
45. How much do you value money? It’s a lot easier to get by when you have it then when you don’t.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do? Violate an innocent child.
47. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good? Yes – isn’t that what love is about?
48. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love? Definitely, and I have found mine in Jarkko.
49. Do you believe in the existence of supernatural beings? Yes
50. Are you superstitious? Not really.
51. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others? I respect that they have them and are entitled to them, no matter whether I agree with them or not.
52. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings? Totally honest. Maybe too honest. Sometimes brutally honest, though if I know something will really hurt someone, I try not to say it, though sometimes that means not saying anything at all.
53. Do you have any biases or prejudices? I am obsessed with beauty… Don’t know if that counts.
Part 5: Relationships With Others
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why? Jarkko. He completes me. Without Him, I ‘d be nothing.
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why? The father who raised me, because he gave me unconditional love despite knowing that he was not my biological dad.
56. Who is your best friend? Beside Jarkko, probably Blair Lipiarski, also known as Alice Blue.
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? I married Jarkko Sohkanen on February 14 year 34 in Paris.
58. Do you have a lot of friends? Yes – sometimes too many I think.
59. How do you relate to members of the same sex? I prefer them sexually and in relationships over members of the opposite sex.
60. Have you ever been in love? I am now.
61. What do you look for in a potential lover? Inner or outer beauty draws me like a magnet.
62. How close are you to your family? I am rather close to my mom and the dad who raised me, not very close with my biological father, and very close with Pasca, but have not met my other half-siblings. And I am a devoted and loving husband and father.
63. Do you want marriage and/or a family? I have both - and am ecstatic to have them.
64. Who is the person you despise the most, and why? Peter Woods. Because he manipulates and deceives and has either hurt or stolen away almost everyone I ever cared about.
65. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict? I step up when I or any of my inner circle are challenged.
66. How long does it usually take for you to trust others? It depends on if they seem trustworthy. Usually not long, as I tend to read people very well.
67. Do you hold grudges? To quote Moz, “Beware. I bear more grudges than lowly high court judges.” Two words. Peter Woods.
68. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations? I actively seek to be the center of attention in any situation. I suppose that means yes.
69. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Of course! Especially when I am on stage.
70. How well do you express yourself? Usually extremely well, though at very emotional times I may stammer or stutter, or find myself at a loss for words.
71. How quickly do you judge others? I try to give people the benefit of the doubt until they do something to make me inclined not to.
72. Do you care what others think of you? Only certain people. Some people can go fuck off as far as I am concerned, but my inner circle, I value their opinions of me quite highly. Though being narcissistic and a bit egotistical, I do enjoy knowing people find me attractive.
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
73. What is your favorite pastime? Heh… Ask Jarkko…
74. What is your most treasured possession? His heart…. I would die to keep it, and would die if I ever lost it.
75. What is your favorite color? Pink!!!!! And I like black too – but PINK.
76. What is your favorite food? *slyly* Jarkko... Seriously, though? Sushi... I love me some good unagi rolls...
77. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment? I tend to be a drama magnet, so anything extreme or dramatic. I am an internet addict too.
78. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? Cloves yummmmm....
79. How do you spend typical free time? With Jarkko and the kids.
80. What is your most cherished fantasy? To be able to create a child with Jarkko, one that would be genetically ours.
81. How long is your attention span? My atten-OOH SHINEY! Sorry, what was that again?
82. What do you find funny? I have a very dry sense of humor, though I really enjoy a good pun.
83. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? Not a whole hell of a lot… Can’t think of much at this point.
84. How do you deal with stress? Umm… not well. I either react with a fight or flight response, get depressed or end up seeking sex.
85. How much athletic ability do you have? I am very physically fit, though not sure if you could call that athletic ability. I used to be a wrestler and was on the track team in high school. I currently practice martial arts too.
86. How much artistic ability do you have? Infinite amounts. It comes through mostly in the performance arts, but I have a great eye for color, and am a true aesthete.
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children? I love both animals and children.
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan? It depends on the circumstance. Plans have their time and place, but sometimes the spontaneous moments are the best ones.
89. What are your pet peeves? Ignorance and inconsistency. If you say you are gonna do something you had better damned well follow through to the best of your ability.
Part 7: Self Images
90. What is your greatest strength as a person? My fierce loyalty.
91. What is your greatest weakness? My pride, which is deeply reflected by my fears of rejection and abandonment.
92. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I’d overcome my mental ilnesses.
93. Are you generally introverted or extroverted? Extroverted.
94. Do you like yourself? For the most part. Usually.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime? Two: To be the best husband and father I can possibly be, and tomake the top 10 on the Electronica Charts.
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Jarkko and I, Gemini Rising, to the top of the world, with a beautiful family.
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die? Painlessly, in my old age, in Jarkko’s arms.
98. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death? For having been a good husband and father, and for having been a consummate performer.
99. What three words best describe your personality? Intense Passionate Sensuous
100.What three words would others probably use to describe you? Creative Intelligent Emotional
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Jay: *whines* What happened? I was just talking to Jarkko and now nothing. What's going on?

Player: It's ok - the server had to go offline - it will be back soon. Don't worry about it.

Jay: But- But I was JUST talking to him - why can't I talk to him now???

Player: Just calm down. The server is only supposed to be down for about a half hour anyway. Earn your name for once.

Jay: *half crying whine* But I was talking... To Jarkko... Go check the site - see if it's up yet...

Player: Nope not yet. Shouldn't be long.

Jay: *half panicked* But... But...

Player: God you can be a whiney bitch... Just sit tight okay?

Jay: *crying* I Hate you, Internet....

Player: *Laughs* Yeah, Jay, sometimes I hate it too....

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